To a fault.
What's the last movie you watched?
Who are the third and eighteenth texts from and what do they say?
From the top: "PS - I really like sending you drunk text messages." (from Kathleen) and "*fist bump*" (from boundandchained!)
From the bottom: "Yes, of course! I started to do the orgasmic OH!s but then realized I probably shouldn't." (from Kathleen again) and "Yorick? Who's Yorick? ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR?" (from boundandchained again!)
What is one emotion you are feeling right now?
I'm bored. And tired. And very apprehensive of today's opera rehearsal... I hate this fucking opera.
What are you currently doing?
Procrastinating doing what I'm supposed to be doing (practicing tromboon, warming up for orchestra, doing my theory homework, erasing my opera part, beating in the head of the singer who wants me to play the tromboon).
Do you miss anybody?
Yes---Kathleen, boundandchained, my boyfriend, my sister, my job...
Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
Yes, particularly the boy.
Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
Is there anybody you wish you could be with right now?
Kathleen, the boyfriend, my sister, the people who run Great Harvest Bread Company (I am having a HARDCORE BREAD CRAVING right now)
How has this week been?
Good so far, but then, it's Monday afternoon, so. We'll see.
Do you have a best friend?
I do indeed.
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
What do you want most right now?
Bread. Or my kitty. Or maybe to just sit down and veg out on the couch.
Is your Myspace profile private?
I don't have one, so... yes.
What do you carry with you at all times?
Phone, keys, driver's license, lip balm.
What person do you trust the most?
Kathleen, John, my sister.
Have you ever written a love letter?
Not one that was sent. Or particularly serious.
Are you a morning person or a night person?
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. I can stay up until dawn but try to get me up before nine and see what happens.
Do you remember your dreams?
Almost never, actually.
Where is your cell phone?
About an inch away from my left hand. (I did just have to answer that text message question, after all.)
What will you name your son?
I have no idea!
What are you wearing?
Moss green skinny jeans from Anthropologie (sales rule!), John's old nasty white T-shirt, plum cardigan and brown-and-blue bow flats from American Eagle.
Whats your favorite number?
Does anything hurt on your body?
The massive (MASSIVE) knot in my left shoulder, my left wrist, and my lower back. The usuals.
What time did you go to sleep last night?
Like one... it wasn't my fault; I was trying to get to sleep around 11 and it just would. not. happen.
Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
Hah, no. My sister did ask if we could "give it back" once, in reference to baby me.
Does anyone love you?
Yes. I mean, probably. I mean, I hope so?
What is the longest number of pages you have sent in a text message?
Eight or nine. I hate people with iPhones; they send me novels, so I send them right back.
Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?
John, or possibly my sister. No, wait, Colleen, because she gave me stickers for my opera part.
Have you ever taken someone back after they've cheated?
I've never been cheated on. ...shit, knock on wood.
Have you ever thought about killing someone in detail?
Twice a day, minimum.
Have you ever peed while on the phone?
Yes. Often, the other person has no idea. It never fails to make me laugh.
What do you have pierced on you?
Nothing, but I do have a tattoo, which could be considered multiple piercings... kind of.
Do you own porn?
Not unless you count Nora Roberts. Which... I kind of do, so... yes.
Have you ever been on a blind date?
What reality shows do you watch?
America's Next Top Model, and anything that involves casting someone in a Broadway play (LOVE THEM).
When is the last time you saw fireworks?
The fourth of July?
Do you remember your first favorite song?
"Crocodile Rock" by Elton John. ...fuck you.
Are you taller than your dad?
Not by a long shot.
What's your favorite fruit?
Kiwi, starfruit, watermelon, avocado.
Have you dated anyone on your top eight?
My top eight what?
What are you listening to?
"My Girls," Animal Collective
Do you get along better with the same sex or opposite?
Both pretty equally... and by that I mean "not very well with either."
Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a J?
Yes! Um, actually about four of them. ...wait, that's weird.
Are you happy with your life at the the moment?
Not in the slightest. Apart from the lovely boy.
What is something you disliked about your day?
I had to get up at seven. That was the first thing.
Last time you talked to your number one?
...my...number one...what? Is this a Myspace reference?
Would you ever live with anyone on your top friends?
My... top friends on... Myspace? Which... I don't have?
Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?
AHAHAHAHAHAHA noooo, never.
Do you currently hate someone?
Why, indeed I do!
What are/were you doing at 12 this afternoon?
Taking a goddamn motherfucking essay test which I BOMBED, by the way.
Would you ever dye your hair blonde?
No. It would look AWFUL with my skin tone.
Who's in your inbox?
My email inbox? Um... LiveJournal comments, my wind ensemble schedule for the week, some spam, something from my sister, and an old email from Mr. Canney (we tend to reply to each other's emails only after an equinox has passed).
What is bothering you right now?
My back, my stomach and my knee where I just bashed it really fucking hard on a futon. The fact that Gossip Girl isn't back on until next week (AUGH). The fact that I have no money. Oh, also, learning a piece on an instrument I don't play... by Wednesday morning. motherfucker.
Where are your best friends?
Kathleen just finished watching Castle (I know this because we watched it while texting furiously about the smug, cheeky charms of the delightful Nathan Fillion), John is doing homework at home, Kat is asleep, my babycat is asleep in her bed taking up her leg room.
What are your plans for the day?
Well... for tomorrow, I'm going to ACTUALLY GO TO THEORY AND AURAL SKILLS and also ACTUALLY PRACTICE. No, I know. Really. I'm also going to be alert, productive and positive in wind ensemble, and I'm going to learn how to play the fucking tromboon. And then I might watch some TV.
Do you have a pink camera?
No, but I have a pink phone AND a pink laptop! Pink camera soon to come!
Do you like Taylor Swift?
No. But I like her style a lot. And she seems like she'd be fun to hang out with.
Have you ever gone camping?
Yes. Never again, I say. Never. Again.
When's the last time you went swimming?
Holy mother of god---over a year ago. That is sick and wrong and needs to be remedied. (hmmm---perhaps I have found my activity for that three-hour time suck on Mondays and Wednesdays that I never, ever practice in because it's too daunting an amount of time!)
Have you read the whole series of Twilight?
Almost. My brains started leaking out of my ears in the fourth chapter of the fourth book, so I read cleolinda's recap instead. Much funnier, miles better written, and altogether more enjoyable.
Do you have a laptop?
Yes! And it's pink! And named Roxanne!
Do you like anyone?
Yes, the darling boy.
When was the last time you sneezed?
Today in the reed room during the Three Hour Time Suck of Doom.
Have you ever had the hiccups longer than an hour?
Yes. It sucked.
Do you collect anything?
Not really, unless you count BPAL, which I don't, and organic skincare, which... I'd have to agree with. And bad movies, worse TV shows (boxed sets and on my computer), bizarre music and SHOES. THERE. I COLLECT SHOES. DEFINITELY.
Do people call you slow?
Do you like to put sugar on your strawberries?
Do you like cornbread?
Om nom nom nom.
Do you like to have some fun in your life?
Yes... but I'm not a party girl. In fact, I wish I could have MORE fun. My idea of fun is an entertaining TV show. On my couch. In my pajamas. With my cat. OH GOD SAVE ME.
Does rap music annoy you?
99% percent of it definitely does.
Can you type fast?
Are you a sensitive person?
Yes and no. I'm totally fine with being an abhorrently rude bitch, but small things really get to me.
Do you know anyone named Mike?
My brother, among others.
Have you ever been chased by a dog?
Ever broken a bone?
My left pinkie toe twice and my right pinkie toe once. Motherfuckers. I hear we're going to evolve to not have them. Oh, also a bone in the top of my left foot (it was a hairline fracture) and my left thumb (same).
Do you like the show Real World?
Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
No. There is literally a homeless shelter two blocks away from my college. Free food, free blankets, free clothes, a free place to sleep... that's more than I can offer a homeless person.
Last thing you ate?
Chessman cookies! Which followed a delicious and nutritious dinner of noodles, not-chicken nuggets and salad. Mmmmm.
Have you ever gone a whole day without food?
Favorite kind of ice cream?
Mint chocolate chip, pumpkin, coffee.
Is your hair curly or straight?
Straight with one big wave in the middle. Damn it.
Do you think Robert Pattinson who plays Edward on Twilight is cute?
What is your mad obsession with Twilight? Goddamn, I mean, are you a fourteen-year-old girl? It's not that good, sugar pie. Go pick up a real fucking book with some goddamn substance. That said, yes, I would totally do him. Especially since he cut that shitmop of hair. (Caveat: in the movie, he basically looks like an asshole the whole time. So I'm going to say "no to Twilight Rob," "yes to musician Rob." RELEASE A RECORD AND I WILL BE YOUR GROUPIE.)